Oh but not those immigrant babies. Nope, those babies can just GTFO. Trump 2016, this message approved by the White Murican Babies To Elect Trump Committee.

Now that I am in my mid-30s I am too old for long flights in coach, hostels, and backpacking in foreign countries. Been there, done all of that. Turns out that I enjoy traveling much more when when I fly in comfort, have a clean bed and bathroom to myself, and use grown-up luggage.

Starred because I agree, people are fucked. I hope your sweet pup is healing emotionally and physically, she is lucky to have a loving dog-mom like you.

Ah, the splendor of traditional First Nations quilt teepees, crochet blankets and warbonnets made from feathers of Big Bird’s blue ancestors. Much ancient ways. So pile of books. Very jeans and polkadot mug. Wow.

I love him! <3

We got a rescue puppy this weekend! She is the cutest little aussie shepherd, with merle blue/brown eyes and a bob tail. Her previous owners crated her for 20 hours at a time with no food or water and they never interacted with her. They were going to breed her for money. 1. WTF is wrong with people? and 2. Send me…

Same here. I’m the oldest and female. I have been watching my siblings since I was 5 and I was forced into babysitting labor at various day cares and church nurseries (because I’m a girl, and all girls love babies, right?). One of my siblings was born with a severe heart condition, and it was terrifying to care for…

Oh I just straight up yell at them, “LOOK UP!”. I live in the PNW where we have ample room for walking and people tend to be passive aggressive. I could change my walking lane and avoid them, but I kinda love the startled looks on their faces when they suddenly realize they are walking straight into a tree.

Yeah yeah,…

Are you saying that your face = people should listen to you? LOL. Get bent lady.

No one cares how many products you counted. You aren’t the arbiter of acceptable numbers of beauty products. Some women like to use products, some don’t. It isn’t your place to decide how people think, or how they should think about themselves. Get over it and go back to your troll cave.

I have been on hormonal BC for 18 years. No problems. You can see how anecdotal evidence is anecdotal, right?

How about you just respect the choice and get lost, concern troll.

Right? What is with the judgmental fucks in this comment section? There are more people down yonder calling Eloise a whore and blaming her for ruining the environment.

Stop judging other people. Seriously.

Mr. CakePie went home at lunch and put my white wine in the fridge. It should be nice and cold by 5pm. This arm spanx fuckery makes me want the wine now. Don’t care how warm it is. Just get in mah belly.

I’m confused - were they both named Crosswhite before they got married? If so, I have a suitcase of Georgia/Inbred Redneck/Confederate Flag jokes that I will need to unpack.

I am so frustrated with Glossybox. They have been late every month to the point of delivering boxes two months late. They lost my July box, it never shipped or something? IDK because the customer service girl was super unhelpful and acted like I was interrupting her nap. I cancelled my subscription. :-(

Funny thing about opinions...

AMEN. Rikki is a celebrity. I don’t take advice from people on TV.

Skin cancer survivor here. “Tanning at the river before prom” became “second degree sunburn from hell” and then “melanoma at 20”. It is now 15 years later and I still have to be checked every six months. I have had five other precancerous spots removed from my back, and my once lovely skin now has giant Frankentracks…