How dare you be logical?

I’m really glad that the state that had the bottom ranking for popular votes for Ralph Nader was also rated bottom for lack of seat belt use. It makes total sense, but I never would have thought to combine those two variables!

White supremacists should be offended too, if they consider themselves to be patriotic. The Confederacy seceded from their beloved country that gives them the 1st and 2nd Amendments that are their lifeblood, and then fought a war against that country they feel so patriotic about.

Even if you take out the racial aspect, the slavery aspect... isn’t this just... treasonous? How dare you say you support our troops, how dare you proclaim that America is the “greatest country” in the world... how dare you do those things and then laud a group of people who rose up against that nation and fought with…

Now mind you, it’s BEYONCE who is being racially divisive and preventing us from moving on from the past.

So this is about ...what?...heritage?...patriotism? Because after all, what's more patriotic than secession on the basis of white supremacy? Yes, I said WHITE SUPREMACY. You can't ignore the truth forever.

That kind of performance will certainly raise a single large connected eyebrow.

Quick, dim the lights: A large-scale study of sexual satisfaction and overall happiness in long-term couples found that the happiest couples do two things better than you: fuck and talk (about fucking). They also do lots of different sex moves, including oral, and give each other orgasms. And when these things are…

In a long term relationship? Definitely.

Apparently Taylor is signed to Sony as well and has yet to say ANYTHING regarding the Kesha fiasco sooooo.... I sure as hell hope to god that it is shade.

Demi is CLEARLY shading T Swift, right?

I see the problem with this tactic.

James Harden:

Oh god, that’s fantastic.

I don’t see anything actually wrong with the comment now. She was asked if she can understand movies from certain cultures, and her response was basically, “I don’t know much about the intricacies of the Middle East but I think we all share some commonalities and I understand the humanities in those films.” Maybe I’m…

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

Well technically Lance could only plop “A” genital on a woman’s face.

I think my favorite part of all this Manning drama is that the networks are afraid to report on it much since they all want to hire him as a broadcaster.

Maybe he did not abuse Katy Perry. Which does not invalidate Kesha's story at all. People's behaviours can be wildly different: perhaps he felt Kesha was an easier target than Perry, who looks tough as nails to me.