What the hell are you talking about man.

Now, that would be a fun prank...

Hmm how about funniest?

And I am okay with this

So it's like a mix of Junk Yard Wars and Monster Garage.

Umm, I mostly just picking on you - but you just said "this car handles fine... once you replace all the stuff that makes it handle mediocre." Hell, with a brake kit, adjustable top dollar suspension and bigger, better tires, my old Mercury Cougar would be decent on the track - well, at least it would be much better…

All it took for Lancia to turn this otherwise-forgettable hatchback into an iconic rally monster was 4WD, a turbo, and some Martini livery.

^THIS guy gets it. And also beat me to the idea with better examples.

1972 Peterbilt 359.

I actually knew this already thanks to Monster Garage. Its pretty interesting though. Also, I think your child discipline idea is wonderful!

No. No you didn't. You can go away now thanks.

...er. Yes, WATer.

Heh. Well, assuming I'm pronouncing them right, I'm saying things like "I'm taking a lot of fire here," and "There's a light armored vehicle." :)

A police officer briefly turns on their emergency lights, runs through an intersection, and then turns them off immediately after going through. Are they using subtlety in heading towards an emergency?

Hey guy, you should read your own website. http://jalopnik.com/if-the-jeep-la…

What would be the harm in a second strap on the back for a level pickup?

Top Gear Roadkill crossover! as awkward as the German and Aussie interactions with Top Gear (UK) have been, I'm positive this would be perfect.

Thank you for proving my point.

Wait, what? He is one of the BEST celebrity car owners! You're drunk, go home.