...it's not the courts' job to make decisions about the legality or constitutionality of gay marriage...

"In ancient Greek mythology, after the great flood, Deucalion and Pyrrha repopulated the world by scattering stones throughout the earth. From these stones emerged people; from these people grew the world. It's a myth, but its opposite is possible"

Who's to say that's a myth? I think Stone Scatter People Theory should…

Except in my Real-Person Fanfictions, where Snape gets them man-pregnant.

Exactly. Find a starbucks you never care about frequenting again/where the baristas won't give you side-eye for bringing in a different OKCupid date every Sunday, have a coffee with your stranger-date, walk out and text your friend about how it went. Carry on from there.

I know that I, for one, haven't eaten Taco Bell for years now out of fear that it would cause me to get kidnapped by a Mexican drug cartel.

I'm wondering whether there's another shoe about to drop, here. She's been in the public eye more than usual lately.

I feel a great disturbance in the Tort, as though millions of HIPAA compliance officers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

I kind of agree? He shouldn't have to be touched by female guards if he doesn't want to and it's against his religion....

You need to find a different graphic to use on this piece. You really, really need to change it. Please.

I know whenever I get pregnant accidentally, I head to the Alamo to think things through.

This shit is getting ridiculous. You don't agree with the woman, fine. No one ever said she was a saint or perfect or her word was gosphel. But you're going to threaten to commit the biggest school shooting in history over this? REALLY!?

You know what would be amazing and transgressive? If they did an episode about buttsex that wasn't all "eww, OMG women are pure!!!11!".

Don't worry, though, there's no such thing as rape culture, and women should feel totally flattered and not at all threatened when men hit on them.

What a tragic thing to have happened. I hope her family can mourn and find peace.

"reward her with praise"

SLIGHTLY related to birthrate, etc, but when is this supposed ~boon of jobs after boomers retire~ gunna hit?

I'm Nide Apache and people claim they are part Apache all the time too. My coworker is Blackfoot and asks "Where are the peop's pretending to have Blackfoot ancestry. Why don't we get love?". Plus isn't Navajo the largest tribe? I never here people claiming to be 1/ whatever Navajo.