but then all the sluts would go around being slutty. and they don’t support sluttiness. the babies are punishment for being sluts. obvs.

I agree. Physical items should never be worth more than a living person. If i have to choose between saving Monet’s Waterlilies or some dude than I’m probably gonna save the random dude. Unless doctor who shows up and tells me the guy is really future hitler.

Background rage is the new normal.

I literally want all your products

That 3 in 1 gel cleanser sounds amazeballs and i want it.

they really really really are. i mean, certain ones make sense. like, officers should not be showing up 10 years down the line because i stole $100 when i was 16. that’s really a waste of time. however, a crime like rape - entirely violent and predatory in nature - should not have something like a 3 year window to…

My sister literally has the same reaction as you to onions - lots of dry heaving and nausea. She can deal with the flavor like from onion powder or something but if she bites into an actual onion she feels sick. There’s so many foods you can make without onions and people don’t cater so easily. She says she’s allergic…

There is mo shame in your veggie removal game. I always pick tomatoes off burgers. And the wilted nonsense they dare to call lettuce.

I also hate all those things - though i do like butternut squash pasta sauce.

I binged like 10 episodes yesterday. Ha. Its the beeest. I also got rid of cable.

Its a tip i picked up on Chopped, lol (favorite cooking show ever) and then tried it. Seriously really good. The flavor becomes a lot more nuanced and sort of layered.

I agree. You should leave him as that’s clearly a sign of psychotic behavior to come (jk obvs). My partner has equally weird preferences.

They’re weeeiiird. Cooked or its a no-go for me.

agreed. yes! i love the shit out of onions. i put them in almost everything. same with mushrooms. but i get why my sister might hate them, but she at least had eaten them before deciding they would never go in her mouth again.
i’m a nanny for one of my jobs and every time one of the kids says they don’t like something…

or even the other way around. funny that caffeine gives you migraines because it helps get rid of mine. i worked at a place where we made coffee drinks and one day i came in with a migraine and just wanted some coffee, but SOMEONE (Joe, i fucking know it was you) would always switch the pots (orange handle meant…

yesssss. i’m lactose intolerant. give me a glass of milk and i’m just a big snotty gross of grump with some gastrointestinal issues for a few hours afterwards. give me a cup of yogurt and i have some mild sinus issues and maybe a slight tummy ache.

you are rightly grossed out. that’s a bunch of ick you just said.

i’m not the only one. i pretty much only like tomatoes if they’re cooked. a lot of people are weirdly defensive about not liking certain foods. like we’re somehow offending them for not liking something.
no, dude. i just don’t like ____, it tastes bad to me. my sister loathes onions. LOATHES them. like, when i used to…

I FEEL YOUR PAIN. i’m allergic to pine nuts, juniper berries, and anything that comes off a damn pine tree. also all cannabinoids (which rarely comes up unless someone tries to trick me into a pot brownie or has a cat who likes to roll around in catnip and then on my face).
i’ve been to several restaurants where i…

This guy is garbage. Just a rusty bucket of garbage water. Is anyone here excited about Sanders running? I like clinton, but i might like sanders more.