It’s like if Thursday Night Football were every game.

I am still confused on who gave who “the business”.

Right? They have no problem electing one-inning closers, but the DH continues to be shunned even though it’s been part of the game for 40+ years.

also:

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

Bas Rutten nods in approval.

Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”

I was sure in live time that the Pats had gotten away with the worst PI in history and then I saw it was entirely clean.
 
Amazing play. The fact that it served to knock out the NFL version of the Mulkey Brothers should not be held against it

For you, that day in 2010 was the most important event in your life. But for a Pats fan, it was a Sunday.

Does your Philly Pop Pop drink spoiled soups and have secret treasure too?

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

They’re just out and out trolling us now.

Hamno strikes me as the guy that frequents the same bar but no one notices or remembers him. Usually arrives and leaves alone too.

Technically, that’s “The American,” Mike Skinner’s livery, not Dale Earnhardt’s.

I find it hi-larious that all of those movie stars wore black and got on stage and whined about the “all male” nominees and told Matt Damon to STFU (which I kinda agree with on general principles) and then invited the one person who has actually violently assaulted a woman to walk down the red carpet.

Before digital cameras, I used a sharpie and a roll of masking tape. Even today, I find this to be easiest and most accurate

Not a car person, but because I watched “My Cousin Vinnie” I know what this means!