I’m sure the new 919 is faster than that 2011 R18, but its pretty impressive Bernhard was only a couple seconds off a guy who could 10/10 the whole lap, knowing if he crashed he wouldn’t die because its a videogame.

This take makes no sense to me. Your friend did their job, they didn’t have to like it. I hated voting for Hillary because I would have hated voting for Trump more, but I went and did it anyway. The person you should punch is my ex who didn’t vote for Hillary because “worst case, Trump will be a figurehead”.

Oh my god, I’m in love with the word cosmodrome.  Its my favorite word of all time.  I always liked how WWI airfields were called aerodromes, and cosmodrome just takes that up to like 11 million.  Its a fabulous word.

I fundamentally don’t understand the idea of calling the cops for something like this. There could be a dude acting suspicious in the backyard of my house and I’m at least going to open a window and throw him a ‘yo can I help you with something?’ first to see what his deal is.

Good. This is exactly what I wanted: something, anything, with the name Blazer in Chevy’s lineup. Nobody was nostalgic for the Blazers of old, nobody wanted a 2 door body on frame competitor to the Wrangler...who the hell wanted that? Not me! Nope, I just wanted the name back, and Chevrolet understands that. 

Cilantro tastes, to me, like it does when you eat cilantro, regurgitate it, and eat it again along with whatever else comes up. Not soapy, vomity. 

I actually think Portnoy might have it at least kinda right here. He says its like something from There’s Something About Mary, which to me sounds like he’s pointing out that if it were in a movie, you’d laugh/groan because its such an absurd thing to say in that situation. In that way yeah, it’s funny because it so…

I’ve got a two year old. He’s mixed, so he looks exactly like the kids in those pictures, and I can just hear him crying for his mommy and daddy if we were taken away from him and it makes me want to throw up. I’m sitting four feet from him right now with tears in my eyes thinking about it. All the toys and TVs in the…

I mean...it’s US soccer. The overwhelming majority of Americans don’t root for America in the World Cup anyway, they root for Mexico, or Italy, or England, or whatever other country that cares about the sport their great great grandparents were from. Around here, you’re far more likely to see Portugal jerseys than US…

Is Deadspin looking to hire a men’s rights analyst? Because Ed is available.

What a bunch of squares.

I’m suing my toddler for $2 million for loss of companionship from my wife right now. Hopefully this case sets some precedent for me.

I don’t really care if football is fun for the players. It’s fun for me to watch, that’s the point. If Patriots players are miserable, all that means is that misery is an effective way to run a football team. Coaches that most players say are fun to play for (a Pete Carroll or Rex Ryan) seem to have short runs of…

Something that a lot of people forget is that you don’t actually have to think anything about a story. It’s 16 years ago, theres not going to be any evidence for or against, nothing is going to come of it...I don’t need to go about forming an opinion on what happened and who to be upset about. I’m aware theres an…

This is fabulous work.

That’s fucking insulting, man.

Their process is to change coaches and organizational philosophies every 2-4 years, and I for one respect that.

Jesus Christ, I’m only in my 30s, how do I understand this reference?

I went back and forth on it. I heard ‘dude rat rods a Ferrari in home garage’ and was in, saw his Home garage was filled with Ferraris and was out, then kept reading and was back in. Wealth or not he’s a genuine car guy, and his project is extremely cool.

That’s kinda what I’m thinking, too. She’s perfectly within her rights to not participate, I don’t think anybody should have an issue with that by itself...if she’s respectful of other people’s lifestyle and just doesn’t want to be involved because she disagrees, hey, that’s fine.