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I don’t know where they’re getting those figures, but on that same page I went and looked at the Mustang brochures they’ve got on there. The 91 and 92 Mustang brochures both say the 5.0 makes 225hp/300 ft lbs. Interestingly, the 93 brochure doesn’t quote the HP, but a note on the page does say that power dropped

The 5.0 was 175 in 83-84, then 210 in 85, 200 in 86 (first year EFI, kinda crappy truck heads), and 225 from 87-93. In 1994 it dropped to 215, but I think that was due to a change to the intake with the new body style.

An autonomous car being involved in an accident but not at fault is ‘dog bites man’, what we usually get is the autonomous car causing the accident, which is the ‘man bites dog’ headline people like.

This is a weird story. Whether it was in autonomous mode or not, the Waymo car was the victim of the crash, not the cause of it...so where’s the story? Is it that the Waymo car should have taken evasive action to prevent the crash?

In a pretty definite way, the Hayward and Irving injuries have been a blessing for the Celtics long term. With those guys healthy, there’s a lot less emphasis on Brown and Tatum (not to mention Scary Terry, which is my favorite new nickname because Scary Terry was my favorite part of Rick and Morty), and they’re not

If he’s on 3 year leases, he would be on his fourth starting year 10. Or maybe he owns a business and means he’s had four trucks for ten years, so 40 truck-years?

I submitted that one, but I guess the sponsor itself wasn’t weird so much as the diamond-infused livery.

Kinda same. I don’t not-like them, but if I had to totally eliminate one sex act from my life, I can’t think of something I’d knock off before a BJ...I prefer an old fashioned by far, and she can do that while you’re both just sitting there watching a movie. A blowie is this whole big thing, and theres a bunch of

Real talk, I would live with my head between my wife’s legs if I could. In an ideal world, she would just sit on my face 24 hours a day. Its the best thing. For the longest time she wasn’t super into it, and it really just came down to the way I was doing it wasn’t the way she wanted it done, and she felt bad

Talk about burying the lede, dude’s company was called Thr3escompany LLC! That’s unbelievably believable.

You’re not wrong.

So I’m a Patriots fan, and man do I miss when the Patriots were boring. Not when they weren’t winning, but that 01-2014 time when Brady wasn’t yet a fancy dog, Belichick wasn’t a MAGA guy, and Kraft wasn’t stumping for Meek Mill (even though that one is fine). I realize, however, that the prevailing opinion is that

NASCAR just got fuel injection like four years ago. They’re scheduling center lock wheels for sometime in 2085.

They’re not an unattractive wheel, just an unattractive color. Paint them Hypersilver, job done.

The problem Red Bull has is they’ve got one guy, Ricciardo, who is excellent and consistent and races for the team. Then they’ve got Verstappen, who is maybe a hair quicker than Ricciardo at their respective bests, but lacks consistency and drives like an absolute idiot. Max is also a me-first guy, which you kinda

Generally, I believe that being mean to people you personally dislike doesn’t make good comedy. Obama at the WHCD always worked because everybody there basically liked him personally, because he’s about the most likable person in the history of people. Even before he was President Trump was at best polarizing and at

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Pretty sure you’re supposed to go to Jesse Jackson for this.

What exactly was he going for here? Like was he aiming the kick the dude in the head, which is how it looks, or is there an actual soccer move in there somewhere?

I hit a largeish bird once while driving my former Audi allroad, and it was like a cartoon. I felt it thump against the nose, and feathers went everywhere in a big ass cloud. It was 10 minutes into a 50 minute drive, so I had about 40 minutes of highway driving to worry about digging bird guts out of my grill, but