No, that was Nico Rosberg driving the Fiesta. Remember, when he’s the leader, he gets to decide the turn in point. Sometimes it’s late, sometimes it’s early, but it’s always whenever Nico decides.

It's 100% true of Punisher movies.

As soon as they announced they were going to do something but hadn’t decided on what, this became the worst sort of protest. They said exactly nothing, and talk about the ‘protest’ itself has overshadowed whatever their message was going to be right from the beginning.

“I’ll tell you, I’ve got great health. Fantastic health. You’d never see me stumbling to get into a van, never. That’s a good American van, what does it say to you that Crooked Hillary stumbled trying to get into it? Sad!” - Donald J Trump

This is my favorite kind of error. Just total 100% unforced stupidity.

I usually use ‘hanging dong’ for any time a penis is visible. But I’ll be damned if that particular digital dong isn't pretty impressive.

Great, now I've been made to feel inadequate by my personal lord and savior. Jesus hanging some real impressive dong right there.

Certainly not.

“If you prefer a less cushiony paper, Scott 1000 finished in a strong number two.”

“If you prefer a less cushiony paper, Scott 1000 finished in a strong number two.”

Ben Coates (or Ben ‘Winter’ Coates if you translate his name into Berman) was inducted into the Patriots hall of fame in 2008. Great player, really a tight end who was ahead of his time...he could run, catch, and block. He would be killing it in today’s league.

So in other words, if you're an Uber driver, invest in an iPod Classic.

I had less of a problem with the pinning him to the wall than I did his second contact going into the last turn. He already turned Custer one way, and before Custer can even get the truck rotated around for the last turn, Nemechek hits him again. It was actually an amazing job by Custer to even get the truck turned…

That's hurtful.

Yikes. That's annoying.

What does that mean?

Massachusetts is like the bluest state in the union. Lazy joke is lazy.

It’s always a little weird to me to see somebody celebrate anybody’s death. But then I read this, and it doesn't seem weird anymore. Poor us, she left us far too late.

This right here. I’m in parking enforcement, specifically I boot the cars that haven’t paid their tickets. Once or twice a month I boot a car, the person tells me they just bought it and the plate was on it when they got it. Who the hell doesn’t take plates off a car when they sell it, and who the hell would want to…

Any driver who unironically quotes Harry Hogg saying “rubbing is racing” needs to be penalized.

Ran when ‘parked’.