extrememely for sure my bud

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

...including the Ferrari Tyga gave her for her 18th birthday.

In Britney’s defense, it’s hard to remember faces as distinctly unique as Taylor's

You know Prince would not approve.

“You can be aggressively romantic without being a creep”

“He said Dada today, three times!”

Yeah, well what about their file on Harold Holt??

This kid might have a career in this family yet.

I live in Chicago. I guess the ladies sport these where I live:

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

Additional evidence: At our 4th of July BBQ, 18 weeks pregnant, I couldn’t remember the word “cake” and tried explaining to my confused husband that I wanted a slice of “sugar bread.”

Of course he can’t be anti-Semitic. I mean, just look at his official policy position on Israel:

Guys! I got ungreyed today and I am so happy! It’s surprising how validating it is, actually.

Suck a dick, cunt. How’s that for femininity. Ninny.

First of all, I think she should be ashamed of herself.