Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

And her long-time assistant, Felicia Culotta, says that just before Spears takes the stage, “her sons get sad” and say, “No, please don’t make her be Britney Spears right now.”

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

“Given the chance, a lot of animals would eat the fuck out of us”

Oh, Abe.......I mean Bernie, it’s time to go.

‘According to research published in the American Journal of Public Health, the presence of a gun in domestic violence situations increases the risk of homicide for women by 500 percent.’

Raise your hand if you’ve taken your 5-year old son into the ladies room with you and no one has batted an eye?

JDepp be like:

“I’m not just a child star. And I’m not just someone’s sister. And I’m not just a teen mom.”

Chrissy Tiegan probably gave up after twenty nine bananas.

Who the hell would cheat on Dermot Mulroney with a Jonas brother?

It’s there because I put it there.

This ad is under the article about the Depp-Heard divorce (on my end anyway), and I find it extremely appropriate.

If I hated my ancient mother in law as much as I imagine Amber does, there’s no way in hell I’d give her the satisfaction of witnessing the divorce. Amber Heard might be infinitely less spiteful than I am though.

Why is he allowed to show his nipples? Man has boobs and he's not trying to breastfeed anyone so I see zero reason why this is ok if it's not ok for me to let my natural God made breasts out.

me during these updates instead of a popcorn gif

Yeah man, why isn’t the fire realistic like the dragons and the ice zombies are?

So she shouldn’t be accountable because ‘everybody is doing it’? What the fuck is that?

Yes, how absurd and unfair. My eyes rolled so hard it was audible. The difference is that those other shitty companies don’t attempt to profit from/make a brand off of being “feminist.”