They’re still in shock from discovering Béyoncé’s black.

“Pimp My Butterfly”

They are both really killing it in very different ways. Taylor is reminding me of what I will never be able to pull off as a larger chested woman :(

Kanyes’s new line is um, interesting.

I thought it was a phenomenal episode. Well, except when Abraham and company saved Glenn with a spray of machine gun fire. Then I was like, really? All those bullets, and nothing hit Glenn? Not even a graze?

Am I terrible? I plan on watching the Sam Gets Eaten scene again because the first watch just filled me with glee. I’m not a kid hater in real life, but that Sam kid was (!) the worst.

Rice cakes with crunchy peanut butter.

I don’t think you know what ‘passive aggressive’ means.

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

Wait, so did she know yet? Also, as a newly pregnant, WTF does being stuffed crust pizza do to one’s heartbeat?!

I’m so pleased to see so many experts on Australian culture, politics and history in the comments! Canadian experts at that! seriously wtf are you all on about? perhaps you think you are well informed, and unsurprisingly there are plenty of people unfamiliar enough with Australia to agree with you, but in reality you…

Just to let you know that the “property of the crown” law although not perfect was put in to stop artifacts being sold overseas to fetishist collectors and to stop developers/miners etc from destroying sacred heritage sites.

You have no idea how angry Australians are over this case right now. These guys are going to come back and probably do the same thing all over again.

Some Aussies are racist shitbags who judge entire cultures by a few examples of scumhood, sure.

I hate the strong douchbro, racist, sexist and homophobic current that runs through our country. I worry that, if it weren’t for our anti-authoritarian stance, people like Pauline Hanson and her ilk would be revered in the same way as Trump. Thank God we hate politicians too. Equal-opportunity haters!? *sighs*

This has been lots of fun (sarcasm mode, obviously) over here, because the shitbats of Australia are having to choose between losing a chance to be rape apologists or losing a chance to be racist about brown people.

Those same men chop off bits of baby boy’s dicks as well. I say let’s be truly about equality and stop genital mutilation of both sexes. It’s so completely unnecessary.

HAPPY 1st BIRTHDAY!! I Can’t Believe It! Feels Like It Was Just Yesterday I Was Carrying You In My Belly!:) Now I’m Chasing After You! I Love You Soooo Much #JuicyMan #MyLittleFuture ❤️