The fact the new models are called the streetfighter and the live wire does not inspire hope that the brain trsut in Milwaukee has those problem solved. 

I watch a lot more boxing than MMA so I could be out of my depth here but it felt like the ref should have stopped the fight the second the dude dropped his hands and then fell into the fetal position...  Or was this normal by MMA standards?

Couldn’t remember the greatest truck in the world, no, this is just a tribute.

The coyote has the best business card.

C4 with saw blade rims would also be appropriate. 

Let’s be fair, all of the non-baseball stuff was the best part of Carl Everett’s career.

Hey man, leave my curly haired boyfriend alone!

Oh fuck off (Toyota, not you Raph)! Just show the goddamn car...or don’t. Show, dont tell, motherfuckers! 

The same amount of time Cleveland keeps starting QB’s.

I just spit water on my keyboard, well done! 

I am so sick of this teaser campaign. Just show us the damn thing already.

Racism is still the most disgusting thing about this story, but those rainbow/leopard pants have second place locked down.

Where did you learn to spell dummy?? 

I guess I just always assumed gay folks, in general, had better sex than straight folks. Like, when you have the equipment, you develop a familiarity that can only come from hours of hands-on practice... i.e. the 10k hour rule.

Mild take: I think Stinger is a cheesy name for what is otherwise a pretty badass car. Granted, it’s no Nissan Kicks (LOL x 2) or Buick Enclave (wut?), but it still sounds like something that was chosen by a focus group.

I should also note: I think Mercedes has the best naming convention of any auto manufacturer, past…

Alternative hadline: Holy crap! A body that resembles the Toyota Supra is going run on top of a boring af Nascar.

+1 for your #2. 

That phrase showed up in No Country for Old Men too....

The entire nascar scoring/championship system. And the race stages.

She learned from the best.