I just spit water on my keyboard, well done! 

I am so sick of this teaser campaign. Just show us the damn thing already.

Racism is still the most disgusting thing about this story, but those rainbow/leopard pants have second place locked down.

Where did you learn to spell dummy?? 

I guess I just always assumed gay folks, in general, had better sex than straight folks. Like, when you have the equipment, you develop a familiarity that can only come from hours of hands-on practice... i.e. the 10k hour rule.

Mild take: I think Stinger is a cheesy name for what is otherwise a pretty badass car. Granted, it’s no Nissan Kicks (LOL x 2) or Buick Enclave (wut?), but it still sounds like something that was chosen by a focus group.

I should also note: I think Mercedes has the best naming convention of any auto manufacturer, past…

Alternative hadline: Holy crap! A body that resembles the Toyota Supra is going run on top of a boring af Nascar.

+1 for your #2. 

That phrase showed up in No Country for Old Men too....

The entire nascar scoring/championship system. And the race stages.

She learned from the best.

This. Yes!

Why would you even publish this nonsense? I had to double check and make sure this wasnt some weird clickhole piece...

I appears we both went down the same rabbit hole on this one.

Fuck Wanda Sykes, Sarah Gilbert, Whitney Cummins, John Goodman, and anyone else that was involved with this shit. Roseanne is a racist, trash person and all of these people lined up behind her. Now I should feel bad that it caught up with them?

Big shout out to whoever added that awesome background music. I prefer my racism with a nice, somber soundtrack.

Sorry if I missed it, but did anyone actually see the punch?

There won’t be a Stanley cup in Tampa either, so NBD.

I also saw them open for Weezer! Illinois State University circa 2001. I think Jimmy Eat World was part of the tour as well?

OMG, how did I miss the GEO hubcaps?! That is the best part!