Only if Pat Summerall shows up...

Yes, Bode the announcer is so much better than Bode the skier.

I had to pause after reading “Howdy Doody counterfeit ass” because I was laughing so hard.

On board with the idea here but can we make one exception?

Hey, fuck you dude.

C’mon dummy, no love for Dennis Duffy, beeper king?

Well done, sir!

f1 tanks are measured in kilograms. Google said the 2017 limit was 105kg which is roughly 27 gallons or ~225lbs.

Kevin Garnett is a student at the Adebisi school of headwear.

OMG that can’t be real.

He is whatever he thinks is best in the present situation. The only consistent thing about our president is that he is a liar... From his words to his hairpiece to his skin color, nothing about him is true.

Except the part where OP directly says Trump isn’t Catholic.

My parents had a 91 Riviera with that touch screen. I think 10yo me declared it “rad” back then too.

You’re joking right?

Where do you live? They are all over Chicago. Speed cameras too.

My in laws live in MN and we visit the MOA whenever we go up there. It’s a solid collection of stores and no sales tax. For it’s size, it’s still pretty easy to navigate. The food is good too... Like a step or two above standard mall fare.

Incidentally, you’re partially describing the plot of Fargo.

Eagles fans could weaponize that way too easily.