Spare tire in the engine bay is worth $5k all by itself.

Tough Doug, my ass.

I just snorted, thank you.

We have our first white commenter!

No martini??!?

You aren’t wrong, but not all MLM’s are created equally. For example, Pampered Chef, which is owned by Berkshire Hathaway, requires new consultants to buy a starter kit for around 100, but they own the kit and use it for demo purposes. One could argue this is still a predatory model, but I would be shocked if any PC…

They did:

Chicago resident- low-income areas have significantly more speed and red light cameras.

My biggest issue with Purple Rain is that Morris Day is the antagonist.

You deserve all the stars bruddah.

That really sounded like it connect...woof.

Came to say the same thing.

Hot take coming: Outside of Rutger Hauer, the first blade runner was kind of boring.

Are you sure this isn’t some white-devil rumor? Mayo is the whitest of condiments, and it would almost be too perfect. Sorry, just googled “mayo in hair” and found this http://www.stylecraze.com/articles/benefits-of-mayonnaise-hair-treatment/#gref

Dude. Interstellar? Come on.

Alex Roy sounds like a great companion for a long car ride. Sheesh

You’re describing almost everything GM has ever made.

The popular one in my town was that curmudgeonly old people would put cinder blocks in the pile...which always seemed exceptionally mean-spirited.

Fuck you and the misinformed horse you rode in on.

I rarely smoke joints, but when I do, I like to sprinkle in a bit of tobacco (like, literally a pinch) because it helps them burn slower and more evenly.