Piling on: Totally fake.

I am with you... I immediately thought of:

Right after I turned 16, I accidentally bumped my ‘96 Chevy Beretta into reverse while going down a hill (I had intentionally downshifted into neutral and was coasting to see how much the car would naturally accelerate... again, 16 y.o.). Long story short, the car made this horrible metallic grind sound, the engine…

This is one time that I kind of, sort of, almost feel bad for a child molester.

You made my morning, thank you!

+1 for the reverse funnel system

You guys could have just linked back to this: http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/if-you-want-to-build-a-career-as-a-fast-driver-go-fwd-1762215338 

We drive on frozen lakes in N. Wisconsin every year... it’s always the most fun I have behind the wheel all year.

You really deserve more stars for this gem :)

Deadspin really needs to find some budget to assign a field reporter to follow and cover gronk. Imagine the content!

LOL. What?

This is great. Uber has solved gravity.

Her and Kate McKinnon are both top-5 funny.

Threw out your dog?! Fuck, man, that is just cold blooded. Sorry that happened to you.

I have heard two versions and both could make sense...

You win the internet today, cheers!

Dude, obeying the orders of the president and flying his campaign flag are not the same thing. Don’t play dumb.

I have a soft spot for 911's but that comment got me. Well done.

He was so scared of diseases from her spit that he punched her in the face? Twice? That makes total sense.

Pictured below is the Trump Administrations wall defense strategy: