You should get way more stars here.

Great Kinja name.

He has a good overhand right too... damn son.

Watching some Sunny recently, and this sort of hit the whole thing on the nose for me...

Yeah but she is black.

In that case, let me do you a solid, that whole article about dutch reach is basically saying: open car doors by reaching across your body.

It took 10 paragraphs to say: reach across your body to open car doors.

I cant put my finger on it, but the Emma picture is my favorite. It reminds me of a toddler playing hide-n-seek.

Tl:dr, did she say anything about grabbing pussy?

ditto.

Vanilla ice’s determination to be a punch line is borderline admirable.

Even if it is mean-spirited, you should get more stars.

Secretly, he is kind of my idol. That man is walking DILIGAF.

Marion the Barbarian... what a great nickname.

I have a 6309 as my daily watch and love it.

I have a 6309 as my daily watch and love it.

That joke will never not be funny. Well done!

And we are failing.

Jordan Sargent would be proud of this shameless click-bait title.

YES to MechaGoatse

That pen seems like it would be annoying as hell to write anything longer than a sentence.

That pen seems like it would be annoying as hell to write anything longer than a sentence.