I mean, honestly, how dare she ever tweet anything other than “I feverishly slobber on the metaphorical cock of the military at all times”

Reminded me of this Game Grumps Animated

The twitter and the facebook comments for this very article, are already in that direction.  And ethan you may want to add that the eplilepsy warning is buried in the EULA that basically no one reads. People are pointing that out, but  I think epliepsy warnings shouldn’t be buried in EULA’s. 

Hate’s certainly too strong, but it’s not *that* much stronger than how I feel. The problem I have with it isn’t that he looks a lot like Tom Holland now, although he does, but rather that... he looks too young.

True, but I think we can be reverent and still look forward to nice things. Like, I certainly have all the stuff that’s been going on in my mind but at the same time, it would have been nice to see this. But I understand where they’re coming from with postponing it.

Give this person some Hot Toys figures and you really wouldn’t be able to tell if they were movie photos. 

“I am fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of death!”

Psst! *looks around, leans in* None of this is supposed to accomplish anything. He’s just trying to look busy and important until the whole thing blows over

No that’s not a realistic solution. What will really end gun violence is if we get rid of violent video games, arm teachers, set up security checkpoints in front of every school, and get armed volunteers to patrol school grounds. It’s the only way.

And do what exactly? Tell them they can’t make violent games anymore? Let’s just get rid of violent movies or tv shows then. Or here’s a novel idea: revise gun laws so a random teenager can’t buy it off the street and shoot his school to pieces.

They’re next.

Please.... That car sucks...

“Also, we have sources now confirming that yeah, maybe Donald Trump wanted to fire the special counsel for conflict. Does he not have the right to raise those questions?” Hannity asked. “You know, we’ll deal with this tomorrow night.”

This is what you get from fan feedback:

How dare you impugn the intelligence of these Lard Enforcement Officers. They serve as the fat blue line between order and chaos.

Greased pigs?

I hate that you don’t make these new articles with each update. It renders commenting useless. Looking still comments from may when it’s an August update is blah. It only gets worse as time goes on. How about “best 8 games as of may 2017.... best 12 games as of August 2017" and so on and so forth. Will anyone ever…