“If you can read this, Roll me over”

So that cactus went Through an Infiniti and beyond!

Arf-arf... Props for the use of the word “props” for giving kudos to Mr. Tracy on his article about prop rods.

You know, the Navy has one simple request. And that is to have ships with frigate laser beams attached to their decks.

“shot the car-squatter in the legs with a bean bag shotgun”

That’s actually how Canadian property ownership works.

I have the stupid. The money, not so much...:-(

I have stupid, does that count?

I have half of stupid money.

Baby Raptor Do do do do do do......

I’m going to have to run that by my wife first.

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.

That’s an ice joke

“We need a name for used cars that look clean but are full of secret problems. For a new car, that’s a lemon. What about old stuff?”

“That the contrails were remaining longer than predicted.”

No need to discharge good seamen so hastily.

“All in all, It’s just another Jeep in the Wall”

Dear Uber drivers. We understand your concerns and are working on replacing you with automation as rapidly as we can. Thank you for your patience in the mean time.

Can you imagine if one could approximate the performance of an athlete by counting their anuses?

How about Birds flying more like airplanes