How will they ever continue to produce nothing with less staff?

I wouldn’t want a charge from ‘rimblowbuddy’ going on my credit card

something something so&so’s comment was better...

You know how effective not getting a flu shot is at preventing the flu? 0%. 

Well in their defense you do sound like an asshole.

Solid pile of bullshit right there. If I didn’t know anything about science, I might have been tricked into thinking you did.

Just a normal company doing normal company things. Nothing to see here, pedos.

I don’t know that unfair is the right term here. You’ve got two cars that do the same thing (move people and stuff from point A to point B). One of them has different design constraints due to how that thing (the ability to move stuff and people) is implemented and takes advantage of that to deliver better crash…

Go to the Detroit Jazz Festival before you die. Great atmosphere right on the water, world class food, world class music, walking down the streets with musicians playing on every corner and the soul of Detroit in full swing is hard to beat. 

See, this already tells me Tesla is dysfunctional from a corporate governance perspective.

its always the others...  muhahahah

Diagnosis secured

“My equipment is covered in Grimes”

“Judgement secured”

Do we call this one “ElonGate”?

I have a bad feeling about this. Has anybody heard from the last guy that Musk shot into space?

Yeah, but how many miles did it have before they rolled the odometer back?

He’s got a point- I don’t see how a car hitting him in the head could make things much worse, either.

Is what I’m naming my Communist dating website

Honestly, I just don’t see John Hennessey as the type of guy who’d lie to his customers, make false promises, or scam them in any meaningful way.