“Too close for missiles {rolls up sleeves of Affliction t-shirt and flexes} — switching to guns!”

Unloading a car from a trailer with the trailer unhooked?! You sir are very brave/dumb!

HOW IS THIS NOT COMING TO THE US??!?! GAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

/SmashesLaptop
/FlipsDesk

corrected! It's been a long time since I was an infant

1992 White Ford Bronco (You can get away with pretty much anything.)

Sorry I just watched Frozen.

Word bro? #YouKeepTalkingLikeYouKnowFacts.

I've had 10 neons so far

Microfibers are, essentially, fabrics made from really, really small fibers. Duh. The fibers are so small that a pound of them would be enough to span the distance from the earth to the moon. These fibers are beaten around in all kinds of brutal ways, including something called "needle punching" and are impregnated…

Not to confuse you more, but your 401(k) withdrawals (technically called distributions) WILL be included in income for tax purposes when you retire, unless it's a Roth 401(k). My point was that even though they are included in income (and thus taxed), it is not typical for people to have higher incomes in retirement…

It pleases me to work for an automotive site where commenters have just finished books by Edith Wharton.

By this logic, driving a Pinto will make you a god amongst men.