FBI Agents 1 and 2: [arrest Bell]

So many people do not understand the risk he takes by playing without having that longterm guaranteed money. The hundreds of people commenting on his posts about how he screwed them because they drafted him with their 1st round fantasy football pick is frankly disgusting. Who gives a shit that you drafted the guy, if…

As a Cowboys fan who is fed up with the Jones-Garrett dog and pony show, I would love for the Saints to make the Super Bowl and Dez to be a big part of their success. I also wouldn’t mind if he tore up the Boys secondary when they play each other.

It blows my mind with teams trading for Amari Cooper, Josh Gordon, Golden Tate and Demaryius Thomas there wasn’t a single team that thought they could use Bryant’s help for one year. Especially because the Cowboys season should highlight that any decline in Bryant’s numbers were probably NOT his fault.

Trust The Process Spider-2-Y-Banana

I just wasted like 2 minutes of my life I hope you’re proud

Damn, this is tough. I think funny. “Horton, Here’s A Poo” brought the staff a lot of joy. 

Funny, mostly, but only because this is the rare website where the follow-on riffs are often significantly funnier than the original text.

We tend to share these in Slack but it’s not a bad idea. I always treasure the ones I get—not just the nice normal people being like “thanks, I also like the Brewers” but the people who actually read the stuff and engage with it enough to write an email. Honestly it’s just refreshing to be reminded that such people…

Yeah, but could you wreak that havoc while wearing those Run DMC glasses Von Miller does?

(read while imagining Dave Chappelle’s “stuffy white guy” voice-over)

You are incorrect. Krispy Kreme is the way doughnuts should be and everything else is sad, boring, and the leading cause of suicides in the US.

This was fascinating to watch, thanks for sharing.

No kidding. If you have a guy like Lynch in that situation, you walk out there and tell the defense you’re about to run up the middle and then do it anyway!

Love it that an 11-year-old has more sense than the actual (highly) paid adult coaches

Get a running start and slam into it with your head.

Like I said. Unstoppable.

Rodgers should shut up & go quietly to the team owner to solve this, not air his grievances to the public.

And to think he was once a little, green slab of clay.

Just a word nerd, nerding it up about words like a nerd, while giving credit to a fellow commenter.