Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

“Oh yeah, totally.” - Steve Bartman

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Naah, I’m going to use the What-If Machine. Machine: what would it look like if Peter M. Smith had dug up the Fry “Shocked” gif?

Or train them to leave them alone. My kids are now 3 and 4.5, and it only took a few times of careful and consistent parenting to make categories of things like remotes, drinking glasses, coins, decorations or candy on the coffee table etc to be off limits.

I just leave mine on a high shelf that the kid can't reach when I'm not using it. But then, I don't watch very much on my actual TV. It's mostly there for video games.

I’m glad they decided to closed-caption themselves for viewers who may be hard of hearing

Is this wrong? Yes.

Welp they are hard to find now I just did a search and came up empty. When I went to the page that sold them they no longer even have a listing for it. All they have is the super expensive display case for $225. Now I regret not buying one back when I first saw it.

Just an awesome image of you standing at an old timey washing board, bare-assed, and feverishly scrubbing a single pair of underpants at the end of each day, to respect your wife.

Is it unique and cool in some way? Sure. Is it remotely reasonable to consider as a reliable, relatively affordable year-round daily driver? Not a chance.

If he just wants a cool hobby car to start conversation and drive to the airport once in a while, great, but that’s not at all what he asked for.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

I am by no means any kind of expert on this, but I think Domino’s position is “hey - decide whether or not we need to make our website and apps ADA compliant. If we need to do so, give us guidelines to follow, because right now, there’s nothing to follow.” I think the fact that there are no guidelines is the problem,…

To be honest I’m not sure Airplane! has much of a structure beyond the one borrowed from Zero Hour!, either. And Airplane! is definitely better than Top Secret!, but I think in both cases it’s really the brilliant gags that make them worthwhile classics, more so than anything to do with the plot. Same with Kentucky…

Since Lifehacker is “the ultimate authority on optimizing every aspect of your life”, and in no way a site driving a specific political agenda, could you now run an article showing how readers can HELP government agencies who are working to enforce the laws of this nation, and bring justice to those who have willfully…

Soak for a couple hours. Grill about 20 minutes at 350 or so. Times are very flexible. You could probably soak anywhere from 0.5 to 6 hours. I don’t trim a thing. Just throw it in the sink, then grill, then shuck. It’s not perfect but I can get the silks off an ear in well under a minute even though they are hot.…

Really. I thought you just needed a blanket and a hat...

Unions are like any other organization, only as good as their actions indicate.

The biggest argument against a faked moon landing is the Soviets. You don’t think a government initiated hoax of that scale could have been kept secret from Soviet intelligence, do you? And if they had the slightest whiff that it were a hoax, they’d have been yelling it from the rooftops to discredit the US during the…

I’m regretting this as I type it, but this is a way restaurants can get your butt in the seat and order, then spring the added cost at the last minute. I support paying benefits, but I hate this sneaky crap. Just roll it into menu pricing with a note on the menu.  I’m wondering which MOA place this is, as I very well…