I think it can go to an arbitrator to settle it. Jimmy graham (te/wr) and a few other athletes have fought this before. I’m too lazy to look at all the cases, but off the top of my head the players haven’t done too well and a million bucks maybe isn’t worth it when you add up your expenses and lawyer bills

The best part about this comment is the dude that took it seriously.

I think the OP was being sarcastic...

A(naconda)^2 + B(oa)^2 = C(himpanzee)^2

I assume it is a play on Pythagorean theorem, whose converse is probably one of the most used ideas in construction, the 3-4-5 rule for checking for “square” (90 degree) corners.

This is like, the fifteenth most upset I’ve been about living in the burbs

Reminder that here in Georgia there are no Slurpees. It’s an endless hellscape. 

Icees are to Slurpees as Velveeta is to cheese.

The other caravans lower grill makes it kinda look like its making this face :0 

Shit. This argument again?

I know this is an unpopular opinion here in the Kinjaverse, but... Just act like a professional, and treat them as you would any other customer.

Do your boss a favor and quit.

It is still dumb. People will buy it and try it. If they like it, they will buy it again. if they do not like it, they will not buy it again. How can anybody possibly be harmed by this?  If the basis of the lawsuit is “you tricked someone into spending a dollar to see if they liked a new candy, then the lawyers should…

MoviePass isn’t dead, it’s simply pinning for the Fjords.

I read this in TMZ:

I can’t think of anything, I’m glad I had the shows I did as a kid, and glad I can appreciate what we have now as an adult. Which is a very boring response, but this is the first time I’ve seen a Q&A and didn’t have an answer.

That is usually something they’ll bring a surgeon out for. A paramedic isn’t going to be amputating body parts.

The crash likely cause the amputation. The paramedics likely arrived at the scene and Mr. Norton’s arm was already severed from his body.  Amputation can be a medical procedure or caused by trauma.  Think Heather Mills (Paul McCartney’s ex wife), her leg was amputated when she was hit by a car. Samer most likely…

I HATE BOBBY FLAY.