Oh my god you read my mind! More and more restaurants have taken salt and pepper shakers off the table. Look, I like my food saltier than most. I just do. So let me enjoy my food the way I want, I’m paying for it.

Hey asshole, food preference isn’t food knowledge.

I think fighting over whether mocking white people is or isn’t racism is kind of silly because can we just stop being assholes? If we stuck around the policy of “be fucking nice to each other,” that encompasses all races. Sure, white people haven’t been oppressed in America. Still makes you a douchebag to be a bitch…

I like Petty. LOVED it before I started playing it. It’s possibly the greatest American pop music ouvre (not counting, like, Dylan).

It’s also GREAT for just keeping up my playing. It simultaneously calls for restraint AND stretching out, (we do the concert versions of the songs), so you gotta have a bit of fire AND…

He’s still got some work to do on fetch

Here’s my method. Well, it was taught to me by a 90 year old Italian woman who regularly threw brooms et al at my head, but she’s burning in Hell so I’m laying claim.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Proper tongue lashing it was. Even did the “go in circles” bit.  

Cunning, how the controller handled that Air Lingus. All with his mouth.  I bet his jaw was tired after all that.  

While I realize other factors - notably costs - play into the decision whether to undergo a medical procedure, if at all possible, the best course is not to try to conduct your own research into medical risks and benefits. Instead, use that time to look for a good medical professional, and then follow their advice. 

Pretty sure Gunn and Rooker were already friends before the first GotG, he appeared in both of Gunns prior films, and Gunn referred to Rooker as his “good friend” when he was explaining on twitter why film Yondu had a much smaller fin on his head than comic Yondu.

8 four team divisions:

Bruce Willii 

Yeah, I’ve been getting that “blowing parts off enemy mechs as my units slowly crumble under enemy fire” feeling from Battletech (PC). It’s got some similiarities to Front Mission (and XCom) but differences, too, since it’s basing a good bit of it’s gameplay on the original 1980's-90's boardgame. And a lot less…

“How do I keep my salad from getting tossed while I’m in the bathroom?”

You’re a cigarette.

And the winner of “safest way to get a tan” is... photoshop (although that microsoft license will eventually getcha) Why have we evolved melanogenesis? to counter the deleterious effects of UV rays, which #@!% up our DNA, (and despite other mentions radiation is dose dependent, so zero is best). So until some small…

This reminds me of 2010, when I had a great year due to my niche in the legal industry, but my firm overall did not. My comp dropped about 5%. Others dropped 20%. My admin partner tried to convince me that this was like me getting a raise.

Good point, forgot about that. I was just thinking of a white character played by a black man. How about the new Mary Jane from Spiderman Homecoming?

They suggest a cardboard box, but one of those plastic containers that can be sealed seems like it’d be even safer.