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I hope not. There are a couple of days during the week my car is the only car in the lot.

“Stop. Just stop. It’s my dog, not yours. Either put ketchup on it, or cancel my order. There are enough hot dog joints in this city that I can walk out of here and get my dog within ten minutes.”

Yes, I’ve used that line on a number of places in Chicago when I ask for ketchup on my dog.

We have the ‘18 Touring. We have all the features. The Elite is another level higher. Care to revise your statement?

285 ponies under the hood of the Odyssey. Pretty close to some of the STIs.

It’s already over. The football was sent back to Wilson to see why it was defective.

The Comp-USA I worked at in the late 90s had a setup like this. A few of the techs kept telling the store manager that the system was open to anybody who called the extension with the seven digit number. The manager kept blowing off the concerns until somebody called in and started alternating between death metal and…

What a horrible time to be getting laid off. :-/

Click on Cecilia’s name, her e-mail is on the page that comes up. Create a burner e-mail someplace if you don’t want to be tied back to your normal e-mail. You can also check out this page: 

Am I traveling with people I know and like? Am I angry that day? If the answers are No and Yes (in that order) then I’m getting Qdoba when I’m flying out of SeaTac.

Regarding your request for the purse space, take a look at the ‘18 Odyssey.

Why no?

Same with my Honda.
Me, prior to owning it: “Auto setting on headlights? What kind of idiot can’t remember to turn their lights on and off?”
Me, now: “Headlights come on after the fourth wiper sweep AND the auto high beams are both part of the Auto setting? Wife, leave the lights alone.”
Wife: “I told you...”

If the 2019 Pilot has an infotainment system like my 2018 Odyssey, then it’s a considerable improvement.

I found the one guy who admits he didn’t get the joke!

I know where you’re coming from. For the longest time I sneered at a 911 whenever I saw one. “Two seater POS that you can’t do shit in.” was my refrain. Then a few years ago I had an epiphany: I should not hold the sins of an owner on their property. My distaste for the 911 was routed in one of The Next Guys from my…

Does it matter if we use a Hoover or a Dyson?

My brother hates us, and he’s right for doing so.

When he was in Scouts, he went up to camp one summer as the Senior Patrol Leader. This meant he was the top scout in the troop. As my father is driving him to the bus for the eight hour trip he is giving my brother good fatherly advice, as he is wont to do. He is also…

The Hunt For Red October is where I learned it.

Yeah, like the rampant fuel theft in the region. Oh, wait...

Serious question for you - do you like Tom Petty? I have a co-worker who plays bass in a Pearl Jam cover band. I asked him when he first got into the band, his response blew me a way a little: “I don’t like the band. This is the music we play, I’m just playing my parts and having fun doing so.”