What a horrible time to be getting laid off. :-/

Click on Cecilia’s name, her e-mail is on the page that comes up. Create a burner e-mail someplace if you don’t want to be tied back to your normal e-mail. You can also check out this page: 

Am I traveling with people I know and like? Am I angry that day? If the answers are No and Yes (in that order) then I’m getting Qdoba when I’m flying out of SeaTac.

Regarding your request for the purse space, take a look at the ‘18 Odyssey.

Why no?

Same with my Honda.
Me, prior to owning it: “Auto setting on headlights? What kind of idiot can’t remember to turn their lights on and off?”
Me, now: “Headlights come on after the fourth wiper sweep AND the auto high beams are both part of the Auto setting? Wife, leave the lights alone.”
Wife: “I told you...”

If the 2019 Pilot has an infotainment system like my 2018 Odyssey, then it’s a considerable improvement.

I found the one guy who admits he didn’t get the joke!

I know where you’re coming from. For the longest time I sneered at a 911 whenever I saw one. “Two seater POS that you can’t do shit in.” was my refrain. Then a few years ago I had an epiphany: I should not hold the sins of an owner on their property. My distaste for the 911 was routed in one of The Next Guys from my…

My brother hates us, and he’s right for doing so.

When he was in Scouts, he went up to camp one summer as the Senior Patrol Leader. This meant he was the top scout in the troop. As my father is driving him to the bus for the eight hour trip he is giving my brother good fatherly advice, as he is wont to do. He is also…

The Hunt For Red October is where I learned it.

Yeah, like the rampant fuel theft in the region. Oh, wait...

Serious question for you - do you like Tom Petty? I have a co-worker who plays bass in a Pearl Jam cover band. I asked him when he first got into the band, his response blew me a way a little: “I don’t like the band. This is the music we play, I’m just playing my parts and having fun doing so.”

Ozone generators work best if you remember to open every compartment before running them. We had a problem getting smells out of our apartment (prior tenants had...aromatic spice collections), it wasn’t until we left every single drawer and cabinet open that the ozone generator could do its job fully.

Player’s thought process? “Man, why should I take this guaranteed $20m/2y contract when my agent tells me he can get me a $75m/5y contract? So what that only $18m is guaranteed, I can make the rest!”

Burrito Beach is a small chain of restaurants in Chicago. My go-to meal there is their nachos. Get some pollo asado with black beans, chihuahua cheese and sour cream along with the requisite nacho cheese, mild and corn salsas, tomatoes and onions. I pull the chips up through the rest of the ingredients, the nacho…

Ronin is a borderline cult flick. Mission: Impossible movies are actually seen by people in theaters.

Signed: a guy who day one’ed his Ronin DVD.

Teach them to drive, and warn them to stay away from Kevin Spacey’s car.

“Scott, what are you doing?”
“Cutting my pizza.”
“Scott, that’s a steak knife. Use the chef’s knife, and for the love of God don’t cut the pizza on the stone.”
“It’s just a knife, right?”

Scott has been banned from cooking in my kitchen.

Fight or flight kicked in, you handed your kid to your wife. That’s not something that should make you feel like shit, that’s something that should let you know you had enough self-control to do the right thing.