Door has a maglock? Fuck anybody who tries to tailgate me who is not on my team. That lock is a security feature, bypassing it in the name of politeness ended up having a co-worker’s purse getting stolen two weeks ago.

One of our data centers requires anybody trying to access the room to go through a series of…

My wife is one of the dozens. I’m more of an “eh, they seem to give enough free stuff already” guy myself.

Batman was killing people at the start of his comic life. It wasn’t until after the character was spun off into his own series that the “No killing/no guns” rule came into effect. Something that was *almost* broken in the pilot for Batman Beyond.

My wife is somebody who looks for ways to save money. When a commercial for that came on, I heard her draw in a breath in order to ask me a question. The “No.” came out so fast that she didn’t even get a chance to get the first word out. She got the hint, never brought it up again.

He is a very understanding husband.

You talk about Plaza this, Cera that, Evans over there, but you forget to mention that Brie Larson played Envy Adams. Evans and Adams, two people who will (probably) team up in the next Avengers movie.

Had a roommate who was a lube tech at one of the local Honda dealerships. Every now and then he’d see somebody bring in a 4-5 year old car that never had an oil change. Not because they were having a problem, but “...they couldn’t remember the last time it was done.”

Sixteen drain plugs? At this point do I finally understand why Mercedes went with their “No drain plugs, draw the oil out through the dipstick pipe” approach.

Dump the imperial sockets. Save for your spark plug, all the fasteners are metric. Doesn’t matter if the car is “foreign” or “domestic”.

I get an e-mail the day after every business day with my EOD balance, date generated, and total in/out, for each account. And yes, I read the messages every day they come in.

Hit up Groupon Travel. They seem to have hotel deals on a very regular basis. Just be careful that you’re picking the right hotel, Marriott has two hotels across the street from each other.

Kevin, is this one of yours as well? What should I be doing until the slices are coated?

“No barbecue and no TV make Thai boys play soccer!” Or is that still too soon?

Yes there are. I think the best one to try is: “Look Elsewhere”.

Those few of us who watched the animated Clerks series would know this.

Only if she got rid of her Dodge.

Try this at the restaurant on Chicago Avenue in Chicago. The two lesbians and the gay guy working behind the counter might get a laugh out of it.

Zendaya’s character? Michelle Jones is the character’s name, so it’s a new character.

Fury isn’t the best example. Samuel L. Jackson’s likeness was licensed for the Ultimate Marvel version of Nick Fury. Not intended as a precursor to the MCU movies, it just worked out well for Mr. Jackson.

That wasn’t Piccolo who rescued Gohan from the branch on the side of the cliff. Piccolo may have taught Gohan how to fight, but Goku was there for everything that came before.