I would like to address the second most important part of this week’s Clapback:

278HP? A two horsepower reduction when compared to what’s in the 2018 Odysseys.

Suck it up and get a CR-V?

I’ll almost guarantee that you’ve put BP-sourced fuel in your vehicle since your boycott started. Once refined, gasoline is a fungible commodity. It could come from a BP refinery, a Shell refinery, or any number of companies. You wouldn’t know, because in the end gasoline itself is just gasoline. It’s the additive…

I’m looking forward to giving my kid a PS3 controller while daddy is playing on the PS4. Let’s see how long it’ll take for her to figure things out.

The Jeep Guy here was a cooling system engineer in his previous life...err...job.

I love cross traffic alerts. Picking up the kid from daycare, or the weekly trip to Costco, usually ends up with us having some behemoth of an SUV on either side. Having that extra set of “eyes” along with the fisheye lens of the backup camera has made backing out of spots a much less harrowing experience.

Or a black kid decides to wear a dark hoodie, dark jeans and dark shoes. Said kid thinks it’s ok to cross a county highway at night, on an overcast night, nowhere near a street light. Automatic brakes did their job that night.

Still need to find the time to see it. Between the toddler and a nine-figure project going live in ten days there literally is no time.

I’m not sure he would. Moore himself said he was too old to play the role, about ten years back. He also had issues with being older than the Bond Girl’s mother.

...I was smart enough to not ride the tail of the guy in front of me, because nobody else was doing 80 in that rain. Yes, I gave into the temptation of high speed, in an allroad, with new tires. Didn’t freak out my girlfriend, but it did cause her GPS to suffer from brain lock.

Always been professional and gracious? Ask her 2010 Indy 500 pit crew how “professional and gracious” she was when she blamed them for her poor performance. Not only threw them under the bus, but did so on the general PA system at the track.

Sadly, I had forgotten about Jamal’s scrap. In punishment I watched the video on Hockey Fights a few times.

I’d be less worried about the law’s response than I would be about a mother’s response. Momma Bear comes to mind.

He’s too old to start a new Bond character. Had he gotten the role instead of Daniel Craig, when Casino Royale was first cast I think he would have been fine. Now? Not so much.

This is the correct response.

Lawsuit? Snatch somebody else’s kid by the collar only if you’re ready for a beat down.

You might want to double-check your timeline notes. Black Panther, as a Marvel movie, was first announced in 2005 as one of the ten movies that made up the Marvel Studios/Paramount deal. 2009 was when the first writers were hired, and 2014 was when the first release date for Black Panther was announced. 2014 was also…

Every time I hear somebody complain that they’re getting crap rates on their savings accounts I remind them of the days of double-digit auto loans and mortgages.

We have the monitoring system at the hospital system I work for. And it’s serious business. Security always wants to know when we’re taking the system down for maintenance (rarely), so they can staff up for it. And by “staff up” I mean they post armed guards at the elevator lobbies (both the public lobby and the…