Want to see what it looks like when an X-Wing flips on the hyperdrive? Watch Return of the Jedi, when the fleet is jumping out to attack the Death Star II. Spoiler: they fold their wings, and then streak away. It’s rather anticlimactic to watch, really.

I’m not afraid of a movie with a 2h44m run time. I’m afraid of coming home to my wife after being gone that long for a movie only one of us wants to see. Blu-Ray was invented for a reason, this is one of them.

Ovechkin has two hat tricks in two games? Let’s see how that played out in the standings.

First guy: my wife and I are a Loving couple. After we got married her mother refused to acknowledge me for a year. Then...she came around. Conservative Asian families can be a pain at times, but in the end they often soften up. Especially after the kids arrive.

Dear BlackSnake1,

Boats are owned by the white collar members of my family. Horses are owned by the blue collar members of my family. I question the validity of your assessment.

If he’s practicing, it’s on his own. Not even the Bears wanted him.

Your solution is to Photoshop the image to suit your desire? Congratulations! You’re now contributing Fake News!

Holy shit, you’re right. I thought he was on the cut-down list.

Don’t forget - Mark Sanchez was on the Bears’ roster this preseason.

You’re absolutely right about Governor Rauner. The State of Illinois was a shining example of how a state should be properly run for the last fifty years.

I believe that’s why Karfreek said “...from the time repairs are available.”

Hush you. You should know that logic is not permitted here.

I chuckled at the comment about techs not buying the cars from the brands they work on. If your job has you looking at problem cars from a specific brand, eventually you’re going to think that all the cars from that brand are bad cars. I saw this working at an Audi shop, with sister stores from Benz and BMW down the…

Came here to say this, will defer to the faster typer.

Propane? Charcoal? Wood? You people (those of you living in a domicile you own) are nuts. Nut up, get out the big drill (or hire a handyman), and run an LNG line to your LNG grill. Unless you’re not paying your gas bill your fuel is going to be there.

You described the “what”, what I said was part of the “how”. Two different things.

“Amazon is one of America’s largest and most succesful corporations.”

So what you’re saying is a misconfigured ad network can cause system problems for people? Mind if I send this article to your web critters when I get requests to white list the sites here?

Move the monuments to a museum, so people can see the entire context? I’m down with that.