Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

He looks like Willard-era Crispin Glover got a haircut and some HGH.

I don’t even read comment sections and yet the suggestion of “DON’T BUY A CAR” on a car website was so dire that I found myself summoned as if by a brace of wizards.

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

The fact that someone looked at that picture of him and said “Yup, that’s just the look for our new head coach that will inspire our players and fans.” is amazing in its own way. Like, someone actually looked at that and decided that was the one to go with.

Good for them. It’s usually the Trojans getting fooled by something hidden on the inside.

Nope nope nope. Puke. Hands down. A crap is a crap is a crap... It might be more liquid than solid, but it’s generally the same.And poop doesn’t necessarily have to stink. You might give a little sniff sniff and figure something is out of the ordinary but it’s generally not overpowering.

Well, shit....you can’t blame Klay.

I’ve been a dedicated Niners fan since I was eight years old. I’ve rooted for them since the waning days of the Montana era, and stayed with them through their decade of irrelevance.

Because we need to get our minds off things for a bit, and because I think Craig Sager would want us to smile:

...and never recline my seat.

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.

Aaron Lynch was immediately placed in concussion protocol after this interview.

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Can’t blame Rams players for not believing in dinosaurs, unicorns,, Sasquatch, the playoffs, and other things they’ve never seen.

Well, they had one, but it was years ago....

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.