I wanna turtle a robot full of chili and watch it suffer on its back but hey i was also the kid who burned ants with a magnifying glass so

Or a piece of duct tape over the sensors, that poor ham and swiss will die alone in there ;(

That robots getting turtled if i ever see one, and maybe id take that bologna and swiss in it too. Its like a walking christmas present

Atleast it is not Antifreeze!

As thirsty as the Hellcat itself

Oopsies

No $kay, you’re out early, COTD will happen soon so go back under your rock until then

Im early let me make a joke,

*Soory

My entire state is rural and its so friendly, its as nice as a fuzzy fiat

Because we beat you 240 years ago and this is our special day to stomp our foot in englands face :)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Those les schwab reciepts may or may not be in your car right now, i may have given them to a shady guy in the projects

So exquisitely exquisite

Reverse Entropy

The panel gaps in my old Ford Contour at 7000ft altitudes did just the same, just not on purpose :/

Hang on let me drive my fucking Indian reservation on wheels right now, those are crazy!

Gracias

On an unrelated note i am convinced that Oregon is purposely shaped like a slice of bread for some possibly alien purpose :P