“you have balls the size of Phobos and Deimos”

Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme

Hey Wyoming has a density of 5/square mile

Jackson Hole, Wyoming because i can

The browns what makes it safe

Them subies are like boobies, i cant stop watching them

Those Pennsylvania guardrails are carspotting cockblocks

Yes, yes it wouldve

It is, but it is so worth it

I know. Thought it would be funny :)

Fuck my vehicle?

My little bmw 3 series gets 35 driving around the endless nothingness of Wyoming and Idaho, little car/big state is wonderful for mileage and driving experience

$kay does too

I went to a BMW forum/blog once, never again

Well wheres $kay? Maybe she can find one

That airbag oligopoly makes me think my car is safer without airbags :/

Gimme some fricken chicken!

Rip-eroni Moose, 1337-2016

Congrats on your COTD win WarShrike, and keep on disappointing those moms.

What mileage? 2-3?