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You said “sidewalk”, but I think you meant “CROWD”

Fair enough, my whole damn state is a park

Look up the grand tetons, thats where i live, that is the best place on earth

Wow, in Wyoming we just kill all the communists

Forgot the decimal point

That would be true, the saudis flog other things (ie women)

Well im that guy from that Wyoming so i havent had much of it either, and thats a good thing

Thats the spirit!

Flogging dead things is kinda a saudi arabian thing

You should have sued and gotten 17 million dollars, some old lady in Albuquerque did that awhile back with her coffee

Jewish cracker thing, tastes like... Well... Its the food equivalent of the sahara desert

I think you took a wrong turn at Saudi Arabia :)

Dont forget my sink!

Well hey, noone can do Stephen King right except Stephen King

Well shit, remind me to never drive on a 2 lane road ever again

Are you sure it wasnt a gawker editor complaining about conservative politics through a crappy microphone?

I have my friends, they are not infants so feel free to ram into me when im driving

Oh would you look at that! I have a business trip to Ha Noi all of a sudden! Oh well i guess im going to go to Vietnam for a while, i also got to bring 40$( or about the price of a months worth of vietnamese strippers :)

Conglaturations you’re winner