If you ask the president about Kike’s performance he might start taking about Jared Kushner.

stayin aliiiiiiiiiiive

Exactly and they weren’t saying boo, they were saying Boo-urns

Man, that’s a lot of manpower and weaponry.

Oh PLEASE, assholes. PLEASE leave when someone kneels for the anthem. Games will be so much better without you.

Grienke is probably a douche but I do not understand the appeal of a generic autograph to a non-child.

Yeah, they totally do! Just ask USC, who managed to draw almost 85,000 fans to their football stadium, exceeding the combined attendance of both the Rams and Chargers.

Approves

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

That’s how you end up with an asshole kid

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

Hope things work out down there, and that the Patriots lose to Andy Fucking Reid tonight.

came to the comments specifically for this and am surprised by the lack of references to to it.

Jamaica. But he didn’t wanna take it.

Will always be the Chefs

That quote is the perfect encapsulation of how ridiculous this who saga has been. Dude is literally being like, we’d prefer the dog shit because we know it’s dog shit.

Our greatest win in Franchise history was our very first game, when we beat the Cowboys 19-10 thanks to Quincy Carter’s cocaine habit.

I agree with Daniel’s opening letter. Drew, your WYTS has replaced the Sports Illustrated NFL preview issue (for me, right up there with the swimsuit issue for must have every year) as the surest sign that football season is near. Please never pull any fucking punches even if a city is half underwater. I for one need…

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.