An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Celebrate all you want, but I guarantee the next guy will have us pining for Bolton’s gravitas and experience.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you to the Gawker offices where you want to go, but it’s got a busted toilet with a bathroom door that won’t stay closed messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, there’s a one-eyed sailor named Georgio who cleans his toenails with a…

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Not sure “bible thumping” means what you think it does.

Surprised he could even answer. I couldn’t speak clearly for a week after having my Tunsils removed.

How can they kill chips and salsa? They’ll still have chips around for the nachos, and they’ll still have salsa. Guess it’ll be the lamest secret menu item of all time.

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

Whett Thudd is actually an undrafted linebacker out of Appalachian State who stands a good shot at making the Raiders’ 53-man roster.

The balls are the chin of the penis.

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

This is the best piece of writing I’ve ever disagreed with.

Agreed on Starr! He is mesmerising. And terrifying.

Homelander is amazing and amazingly creepy. AV Club has the worst contrarian takes on everything possible. And I think they love blockbusters, crappy music (poptimism, guys!) and especially Marvel drivel to enjoy The Boys.

“Homelander is insultingly unconvincing as the clean-cut Superman/Captain America type he’s clearly supposed to evoke.” Wrong. Anthony Starr is killing it in this role. What the public sees and what we (the viewer) sees are two different things.

Oh, come on you don’t know this. It could have been a dude.

Unless he sexually assaulted Jesus, in which case “I need more time with Jesus” is particularly offensive.

I guess Faith isn’t that uncommon, but I’m struggling to figure out how this guy met a stripper named Family.