I understand that a lot of this was inside jobs with crooked coaches and recruiters at the universities. I also understand that tests were taken via proxy or doctored after the fact at compromised test sites. However, I don’t understand how high school official transcripts were faked since, when I was applying to…

So, a Trump loving guy just happens to kill a mafia crime boss while Trump has allegedly been nefariously involved with the mafia doing shady deals with them for decades all while the Mueller investigation is digging into Trump Organization business dealings.

Then why are you here? I come to amuse myself at the expense of their young and frankly overweening and supercilious writers. I stopped complaining because I figured out that this is Hamilton Nolan’s baby. And he is the king of fauxgressive click bait.

paul and libby work for breitbart.

Can Splinter cut it out with the lame hit pieces please?

I stay far away from the Jezebel comments. Like, I’m a pretty liberal person, but I may as well be a Paul Ryan compared to the average Jezebel commentor.

Text message conversation with my brother yesterday:

Not to be an asshole but it’s actually correct to use ask as a verb.

“Don’t quit on talent,”

Yeah, basically, the conversation was “You’re a doodoo head!” and then Stephens responded with “You shouldn’t call people doo doo heads!” and then “Here are a compelling facts that prove you are a doo doo head! ”

So Stephens took the high road and you wrote a bunch of emails that look like they could have been written by an angry 12 year-old, and you actually think that by writing this and copying those emails and publishing them, we’re going to take your side?

Nuke Pense for orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

You’re premising your understanding of politics based on the notion that anyone who’s ever voted Republican is a lifelong Republicans who listen to right wing talk radio and lifelong Democrats. While that’s true for the vast majority of people, it’s not universally true. When clumps of these people with heterodox…

Consider Stephanie Murphey. She comes from the 7th district of Florida, where it’s less that everyone is moderate and more that there is a sizeable chunk of voters who’s political values are moreso heterodox than they are “moderate”.  

“This is what it looks like to compete in the marketplace of ideas”

Yeah, I mean it would only be about half of our GDP, but sure, let’s go for it!

This controversy clearly takes precedence over rumors about Amy Klobachur sourced exclusively from those she fired. Still, we should devote much of our time to analyzing why Kamala Harris is unelectable. It goes without saying that we also need to know more about the tiny position changes that Elizabeth Warren made…

They want Bernie. They’re not exactly subtle about it, either.

Honestly I can’t tell if you people are this disingenuous or really this easy for populists to manipulate.

*pushes up poindexter glasses

Uh, no “it wasnt very effective” is Pokemon not Dungeons & Dragons. the proper phrase would have been “He failed his persuasion check” this is why I don’t play with noobs they ruin everything.