thankyoumaskedman
ThankYouMaskedMan
thankyoumaskedman

“You’re not ‘old’ enough to get that call Cam. I’d give that call to an ‘old’ quarterback like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady or Andrew Luck or Ryan Tannehill or Nick Foles or Johnny Manziel, or Flacco, or Julian Edelman if they call his number for a passing play, but never to a ‘young’ guy like you or Michael Vick or

Don’t take that title from Light Beer Aficionado, Rob Gronkowski

I keep saying it. If Vince would let the heels be heels and kick the shit out of them this would stop. That's how they handled it in the territories and that solved the problem.

Fascinating read.

Pretty much. Her fans need to ask her team (not her) what’s taking so long. It’s not like she writes the lyrics or composes the music for her songs.

It doesn’t matter, in this case, if it is a PED or not, because it just is against the rules. The debate over it being a PED is one for making changes to the rules. Till then, Diaz knowingly broke them.

You’re wrong. Pitch the lunch & go to Chipotle and don’t say a word. Successful relationships are built on white lies and extra queso.

I can’t take Jimmy Fallon for even 30 seconds- I just can’t. What’s his deal?

I was way more of a smart-ass when I worked in a bookstore, since my manager was always job hunting and couldn’t have cared less. During the height of the “Twilight” craze, right when the last book and the first movie had been released, we were sent a metric ton of merch, including those SweetHearts chalk-flavored

- Wants privacy and doesn’t want anyone to see her face

Sia is Sia’s biggest fan

They all seemed to vanish once the president’s skin tone got a bit darker. Odd how that happened isn’t it?

Hey Mr. Tangerine Man

Also can I say fuck “Boston Strong” too? Being in Worcester when a bomb went off and killed some people you have no relation to does not make you stronger. You’re still a douchebag.

Maybe, but take Rihanna for example. She clearly does not give a shit, and that’s part of her brand. Her videos and songs are unapologetically about sex and other inappropriate things, and she is often wasted at shows. If she had come into the public eye looking like a girl-next-door with a guitar singing country

Because she literally has a team working on it...

I’m just sayin’...

I am waiting for the Buzzfeed video: “Hi, I am Taylor and I Am A-sexual”. I just can not imagine her having sex. I just look at her and all I see are hard edges and dental dams.