Whoa I didn’t think these comments would house an abortion take

You know what’s even more sad? During his entire tenure in Washington, he did not do one TV commercial for Eastern Motors (where your job is your credit). That’s the real travesty. I think he only did the radio ads.

1st and 2nd in your class in sports journalism at Towson and you think your careers were full of promise?? At least as a mediocre history major at UMBC you can become a briefly famous cake baker.

As for our fans, if Tyrod Taylor has a good year in Buffalo, talk radio here will implode.

I'm pretty sure this is a great comment, but let me sleep on it.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

People act like Peyton Manning and Tom Brady are accessible everymen. Most NFL quarterbacks are dicks. Only a few get shit about it. Cam Newton also gets shit from fans about being arrogant. Hmmmmmmm

My favorite Why Your Team Sucks banner pictures are the ones of quarterbacks who’ve been pulverized like Beetle Bailey after Sarge caught him jacking it in the latrine when he was supposed to be peeling potatoes or whatever shit duty fuckups like him get assigned in the Army.

how do we decide who is calm, rational and non-paranoid and allow only them to have guns?

This. It is always amazing to me in these mass shootings the contrast between the lives of the victims and the shooters. The victims always have bright futures, people who love them, hobbies, interests, talents, etc. The shooters are always lonely, angry, small-minded, frustrated people.

I honestly feel sorry for the people that are so paranoid, terrified, and have so little self confidence that they must ABSOLUTELY carry a weapon.

The safest thing you can do is live your life, unashamedly, and stand up for yourself because you are great.

Moral of the story: dude hiding under a blanket trying to blow other guys on the DL has a better chin than Geno Smith.

He needs to get back on the AV Club, like, ASAP. That comments section has become a closed loop of in-jokes by people who weren’t there when the jokes began. ZMF needs to be the cleansing rain that washes that place clean again.

In speaking with friends and acquaintances who are employed in the adult industry, they have told me that almost every squirting scene in porn is piss and is not actually “squirting”.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

All the drifters.

The Ravens didn’t “whine” because they didn’t know the rules in that playoff game dumbass, they whined because the refs did not give the defense the appropriate amount of time to substitute... which was in fact, against the rules.

Suggs replied he would do absoultely everything possible to weaken the competition, meaning that there was no way would he intentionally try to stop the Eagles from playing Bradford.