Yes. Because that’s the biggest takeaway from this story.

2 minutes for looking so good

Sorry man, it’s kind of dark, twisted humor that’s not really for everyone. But hey, what can I say - I just have a warped mind ;)

Holy shit that’s dark. Just spit coffee all over my monitor at this. My coworkers are all looking at me laughing my ass off like I’m crazy. God I cannot believe you went there. A tip of my cap and a reluctant +1 to you, you sick, twisted, beautiful bastard, for you’ve won all the internets today. Here’s a…

And if it was nobody would notice.

Because she’s a teacher! And it’s an obstacle! Get it???

They’re very rarely black and white.

Or, in this case, Brown.

Oh nice! I’ve heard that’s a cool one. Not very competitive but lots of fun. That’s awesome. I’ve got like 14 [I think?] gyms under my control now so I don’t usually stick around one place too long.

my co-worker’s step-aunt makes $75 an hour on the internet . She has been fired from work for 7 months but last month her check was $13909 just working on the internet for a few hours. see this page

Oh? You call them birds rather than dragons? An incorrect assertion and an ad hominem.....

Arlington residents might be