When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

Tell them you will work pro-bone-o if they do.

“Never use a rubber......for what?”

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

Sugar - Hoover Dam

I think 1standLong could go further and say we as people have a terrible time coming to any understanding of any issue that isnt our own and doesn’t directly (ie affect family) affect us. You’ll never understand why someone with a debilitating medical issue, be it disability or disease, would be so passionate about…

If there’s one thing I’ve learned trying to argue scripture with True Believers(TM), it’s that for every progressive-sounding line in the Good Book, there are at least two or three statements elsewhere that contradict it, and you can’t win by telling them to cherry-pick these ones instead of those ones. This holds for…

Native here.

Am I doing it right? You said mail tears.

Is complexity better than simplicity? Is nuance better than forcefulness?

and yet despite being a shithead and a clown he has 2,000 career hits and a World Series ring

Yes. You are right, no theatrical production has ever been performed within arm’s reach of an audience member. Definitely. You are not in any way showing your ass right now with a sarcastic sense of smug superiority in service of a wildly inaccurate claim.

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

Ahh yes, how equivalent. Funny how people will disregard facts when trying to make some point.

This sentence makes my brain hurt.

“I gotta say, Facebook’s decision to stream less strikes me as a pretty bad idea.”
-Matt Harvey

“My formative years involved a lot of time in heavy metal parking lots. Just great memories of beer, boobs and buds. Thirty years later I’ve made new memories in these same parking lots with my own kids.”

...“Lazy Sunday” aired in the winter of 2005. I remember it vividly. I watched SNL cross-legged on the floor of my parents’ family room and watched, mouth agape. It was like nothing I had seen before, but in fairness, I was 14.