So you think two-ounce samples at beer fests are the proper way to evaluate a beer? You think rolling through a beer fest and humping untappd all day is the best way to increase your knowledge? You’re a dumdum. Beer pros know that fests are meant for fun, not for work.

I conquer, and I super cereal hope you’re right. But as with a lot of things, I’ve learned that I’m likely in the minority report. Most people don’t have a high school degree; though I feel like a temporarily inconvenienced millionaire, my household income puts me well west of the equator income even for my county of…

Paul Woodrugh, Landscaper: “These trees. They have leaves all over them.”

Everyone wants to see people get taken down and Gawker obliges by eventually taking everyone down. I’ll bet some of these attacks on Bono have some truth to them. But, at the end of the day, the guy is throwing money and time and the world’s problems in a way that earns Bill Gates’ respect. I’d put that on my…

Someone who does considerably more for worthy causes than Albert Burneko.

Checkbook activists. Yeah, those guys are the worst. They just throw money at the problem of helping people.

I refuse to read this. I read her first book cover to cover and it was worthless...absolutely no advice on how to actually kill a mockingbird. No thanks, I’ll just read the instruction manual if I need to go set a watch, man.

Ugh, Cardinals, Yankees and Red Sox fans. I wish I could drop an H-bomb on this thread.

When I first started reading your posts here I was inclined/automatically in a place to disagree with you, given my “rabidly” pro-choice and zero spiritual or religious background or connection. But reading more, I have to say I respect the hell out of how you have responded to those who disagree with you,…

Unpopular opinion: #notallcrisispregnancycenters

“Wait, when normal people stop working they stop getting paid? That’s messed up.”

If that is the case, and I take your word for it, then it should not have been used so closely to a reference of him being self-congratulatory and white, I mean, we both know where that tends to go. And, if you want to take about lazy writing... come on.

I didn’t come here for the prose, either.

Other than the INTs those numbers are really similar to Johnny Fuckin Football's. Not saying Mariota will be him but that all those numbers mean precisely dick.

I tried the same tactic while appearing at traffic court the other day.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Tell that to the Mayo Clinic, genius:

This is also a beer that ages well. While not as dramatic as say the Bourbon Barrel or Brett offerings, it does smooth out a bit after a year. Had the 2013 on tap a week or so ago and it was delicious.

Thanks, wouldn't have gotten that otherwise....

But we were never gonna survive unless Seal went a little crazy.