There is a beautiful irony in all of the cliche’ responses in the comment section.

Yes. And Guinness Foreign Extra is divine. But I think everyone here besides you is talking specifically about Guinness Draught served on nitro in a bar.

Agreed. Never had anything but a cold Guinness whether I was in Dublin or Belfast. But that’s a common misconception people trot out.

There is no more overblown an analogy than supposedly how different Guinness is in the US vs. Ireland and the rest of the world. The differences are subtle and nowhere nearly as distinct as many would try to have us all believe. Also, this worn-out mantra ignores the entirety of package sales, where the beer drinker…

I think that might say something more about you than the trailer.

1. Victim appeared to be chosen randomly.

This smacks of fowl play.

Kudos. That’s only the 4th time I’ve heard that joke today.

Or you know, they were booing the entire team. But sure, Deadspin.

In Mike Shula’s offense, a forward pass to the tight end counts as a real event.

That’s the Jaguars. They are the same franchise as the Panthers.

Well between you, me, Bono and that expired AEA card, you’re the only one of the four of us who doesn’t seem to understand what it means to be a showman. Congrats on your plays.

I’ve scrolled up and down 3 times for Short, Fat body types. I’m going home.

God forbid a professional entertainer repeat the same display of emotions. I hope you never go see the same play more than once. They ALL pull this shit. Posers.

I like your shtick, man. Call out polarizing public figures and project a lot of impressively ambiguous opinions. Then watch the clicks pile up. Bono is a disingenuous poser? Fresh Hot Take, pal.

What was the rant? Do you know what a rant is?

My son got croup 4 or 5 times between ages 3 and 5, and the first time definitely scared the shit out of us. We did one ER trip and the rest of the times have been able to treat the cough with the hot shower steam and cool night air. And on a few other occasions we have been able to prevent it all together by a…

For some reason this fact doesn’t bug me nearly as much as every start-up brewery devoting a significant amount of their resources to barrel-aging everything and then passing the (non)savings onto us.

I halfway agree with this. People are idiots. But delicious IPAs are delicious.

I kinda miss those days, actually. RIP Stone Ruination 1.0.