Seriously! That week or so when he was absent made Jalopnik seem like Autoblog, lol.

You laugh, but in Middle Earth wagons outsell crossovers and people buy manual transmissions by default.

Well, the show has been missing a guy with WAY too much trivial knowledge that loves awful cars.

Thank you!

This is the correct take. Welcome aboard Mack. This is an excellent article. Can’t wait to read more from you.

What a great story. Maybe the best Torticle ever.

Yeah...this one’s actually quite nice...

If you need a large graphic pointing out what and where a caliper is, do not rebuild your brake calipers.

I was thinking something similar:

Could it be a final-gen Riviera?

I don’t want to live in an apocalyptic hellscape future where Rush fans have managed to procreate.

Starred for the Element. Destarred for the Fiat. But restarred because the answer is always Element.

Turbo Caravan is your next ride:

Well, its not like they could make it look worse than the sedan...

Make new friends.

Wonder if a series of inch or so high, shallow angle diagonal speed humps that are ~4’ long would do it. At 40 you may not even notice it, but at 60 it should be enough to start the white knuckle process.

If you can’t law the kids into not speeding, make it impossible to drive that fast on that road.

Almost everyone goes through the experience of wanting to be with someone who just isn’t into them? I could understand it if the letter writer was thirteen or fourteen, but someone of college age? You really ought to have got your shit together a lot more effectively by that age. Let’s face it, by the time you’re…

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

It’s tough to be a guy from 18-25, you’re legal, think you know alot, but don’t actually know anything. Yeah he’s being super lame, but he’s young, and he’ll learn from this.

With a Harley wouldn’t it just be better to pour it straight onto the ground?