As a Mach 1 owner, this name choice and the scrip above drive me insane. But hey, Mitsubishi is selling the Eclipse-Cross and looking at another SUV called the Evo, so anything is possible. Just waiting for the reveal next year of the Dodge Super Bee hybrid CUV and the Chevy Chevelle SS turbo-4 power performance…

i dunno, to me, a $1.6 million car is going to get driven even less than a $400k car.

You won’t get any love on here for a positive comment about a Ford. Jalopniks love to shit on Fords. I’ve had cars of virtually every make over the 35 years I’ve been driving and I swear by them. I’ve run the hell out of them and never had one leave me stranded. Apparently you’re not cool unless you have 3 broken…

I’m hoping for zero cylinder full size trucks so we can have less of these pointless mastodons on the roads.

What is this ‘Harley’ of which you speaketh?

Just think of the horror when they hear their custom 4 inch exhaust with only 1 cylinder running!

Well, you know what to do.

You know the endeavor is long over, right? I won’t spoil the dramatic ending, but it involves gunplay and a feral hedgehog.

If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

♬ Here’s a story

Dood....you’ve got it all wrong. The F-150 has GT40 switches.

“Should I even replace all these components?”
(Because this is getting expensive).

Preventative maintenance is what makes an unreliable car into a reliable one. That’s how I’ve had 34,000 trouble-free miles in my 2000 BMW 540it. It’s at 208k miles and it’s in tip-top mechanical shape. I wouldn’t hesitate to take it on a cross-country trip tomorrow, and that’s a really nice feeling.

Hoses? Sure. Brakes? Absolutely. Fan clutch? Probably not if it still locks. Water pump? Not if I can see coolant circulating. In other words, things that rot or affect safety, yes. Things that are easy to replace at any time and are still presently working, no.

Good friend of mine reclined the seat in my 84 town car, stretched out, and PRESSED his hands into the headliner. Called him a dirty sob and let him know the only reason for no shovel and lye was he was one of my best friends. Next time he was in that car he asked what happened to the headliner and I slapped him.

I was in an Acura TLX and it actually had an ingenious solution where the headlights reset to “auto” every time the car is turned off.

For the longest time, I thought that “o.03" etched into the tops of my pistons simply meant the cylinders had been bored 0.03" over.

Now it’s clear that—as I suspected—there was a deeper meaning. And I will not rest until I know it.

I’m not a fan of the paint scheme either ;-)

I never said it was a reasonable request. In fact, I specifically state it being petty. And it’s only for those I allow to drive (like 1 or 2 people).

I really love the 2 door. And feel very conflicted on the 4 door. If a person buys it to overland and use the extra space for off road equipment, etc, then I’m all for it.