I think it’s time for me to make another donation to Planned Parenthood, but I can’t decide if I should do it in honor of Anna Duggar’s Brother, Closeted Bradley Cooper, or Mel Gibson’s Cunt Mouth.

I used to work bartending at concerts in Milwaukee, and long-time co-workers said time and again that the absolute worst crowds of any stripe at the outdoor amphitheaters and bigger festivals around Wisconsin (99% white outside of Milwaukee and Madison) are:

Your wife is an American hero.

I don’t want someone to spit their coffee out, but this is literally how I read it:

This is still my all time favorite Gawker comment.

We’ve come down hard on cops in these parts lately, and rightly so. But kudos to Green Bay’s police, EMS, and fire/rescue departments who, in the four hours of radio traffic I listened to, remained calm and professional throughout the entire event—even amidst the noise, darkness, confusion, and angry drunks screaming…

Will the school accept tasteful and stylish poses with Keyblades?

This is absolutely disgusting. The school is being irresponsible and encouraging dangerous behavior.

Please note that's CLAIMED symmetry. The pipe I see in the picture is clearly tapered, and while it mentions in one sentence that the pipes are "ranging from needle-size to 16 inches in diameter," it immediately follows that with "...the hollow pipes are uniform in size..." So which is it? I'm guessing that someone is…

Seriously mixed emotions about this. I never believed it was aliens or super advanced ancient humans (who I think would have grabbed all the easy to reach fossil fuels before us) and I always wanted to know what it actually was. So on one hand this is awesome.