@brillantesdv: Wait, Epic is getting Froyo? When? My phone no updatey.

It's like if you took the guy from buckyballs but on crystal meth, that would be this person speaking on behalf of Peep Wireless.

I am so ashamed of myself for going with the Epic over the Evo. I do like the big ass keyboard, but it's just not worth it.

Mr. Jobs,

This is like an invitation for WowWee to come out with an Xbox peripheral.

@MifuneT: I still can't believe you can buy it in any form. I remember being a teen and seeing this on TV, I think it was "Beyond 2000," and freaking out about how insanely fantastic it was.

@Dogen: Both.

Unoriginal idea poorly executed.

The guy who stole this laptop is fated to die of prostate cancer. It's just the way shit works.

F U Samsung, I hate you. HTC from here on out. Epic or EVO, Epic or EVO I asked myself. Well fuck you Samsung, you got my monies this time, but I learned my lesson good.

Well, watching the bars doesn't mean anything. JS.

Actually, I know what this is. Have you ever farted around ppl and gotten away with it? You know those farts, the ones that miraculously don't sound off, but don't even smell? Yeah, them.

You know how when you leave a wet bar of soap sitting and the underside gets all mushy? Yeah, that. I don't think soap mush will grate.

@Einbrecher: Yes it was sarcastic, no tags because it was so gaddanged far fetched they's not needed.

@Bramsey89: Nah. Nah, nope, Nah. Commentors here have enough sense to see a monumentally bad idea when they see it.

HA HA HA HACKERS! We will soon have unified online IDs! You are officially trumped, we win you lose!!! MWHAHAHAHA

@k-napped: It isn't anything but another way for malicious hackers to steal information. It doesn't matter if the databases are decentralized. It doesn't matter if it's a digital certificate or a smart card you plug into a reader.

From another source:

@ortizlgnd4: Wait and see. Dollars to dimes it won't happen. People are going to ask if we can't keep Wikileaks outta our shit, how we gonna keep black hats out of our shit? And the fucking internet world will *explode,* and preemptive hacking will occur, and the whole thing will go down in flames.

@thechansen: see post above or, i'll just repost it