Wasn’t Petri the self deprecating little pterodactyl? Maybe I can see it if I want to, at least in the first still.

Although I’ve never played Pokemon Go, the Bill and Ted x Pokemon mashup is one of my all time faves from Life in Aggro.

I don’t watch streams myself but to have Microsoft posit it as a competitor to Twitch, throw money at, it and then give up it pretty weak. 

Dafuq? Don’t know the song and don’t really care but that is about the worst yet overthought Dr. Nerdlove response I’ve ever read. And the line “sexuality is such an intense experience that most people just aren’t emotionally equipped to handle it”... What the fuck?

I used to really enjoy this column and had fun posting my hot-takes... but it seems like the last few pieces are just... lame, obvious, or downers.

This is the most fun thing I’ve seen all day.

I think I’ve said it on this website as many times as I’ve to to get into the game but I hit a game play wall between 3-5 hours in where I’m just not enjoying the game play loop because I don’t feel like I’m making progress I just keep doing the same runs spending a stupid amount of time in spaceship but treading the…

I was sort of interested in Coffee Talk as an easy to run PC game when I saw it some months ago, I didn’t expect that I would eventually be playing in on my Xbox as a GWG title.

It seems like there is a sort of creative dissonance where an artist makes the character and by virtue the theme of it’s moves/type since they are pretty on the nose and you can tell by looking at them, but then they go to the basement guy for the Pokedex entries.

Is it a Twitch thing where your are either one or the other, with no ‘normal’ person in between? I.E. its a random female, pretty or not, and a person is neither a cheerleader/benefactor nor hater. She is Simply a stranger making free content.

A heads up for people who either don’t like or use Amazon (I don’t know how) or more likely would like to save another $5 to just get the massive base game, it is currently $14.99 on the Xbox/Microsoft Store. I don’t really think the DLC is worth $5 when finding and upgrading new gear is part of the gameplay loop.

A heads up for people who either don’t like or use Amazon (I don’t know how) or more likely would like to save…

I was hoping to see Magic Missile. But that might work also as a dildo.

They cannot produce for self consumption at their wage levels. The third level of economy is welfare/service. And if the Western world blames them for this epidemic they will not come out unscathed. And they can do it very easily by dissolving debt unilaterally.

Well at least it’s evolution has a passing cartoon resemblance to a sea-dragon seahorse.

This must be in the parallel world where China and other producers economies are not dependent on Western consumption to keep them going

Also 28, the PB&J is something that I have definitely eaten more than twice in a prepared situation, but probably less than 20. If I traded half of my ham and cheese and called the PB&J half i traded it for a dessert for the first eight years of grade school it doesn’t count towards my toatal.

If this is a race to the bottom can we just go straight to ‘Night Court’.

That ambiguous blue flavor was probably in the top 5 of my childhood pantheon of flavors.

Welcome to another edition of Half-Assed Hot-Takes! Where I know nothing and no one asked for my opinion.

I wonder if anyone else is “shit gaming”?