This delay won’t have much impact. The next PlayStation is already is delayed, so Gran Turismo’s next version will be delayed, and that’s the only place people bought TVRs.

Seriously. When we hit up a rest stop my wife changes the baby and I run in and grab food while we are filling up. If we’re not ready to go as soon as the pump clicks off, I consider the stop a complete failure.

Do you guys not have $1,000 VR headsets?

The voice of the internet: “I don’t want to buy VR set as there are no games yet”

I’m pretty sure Tommy Callahan did the best explanation of cheap vs expensive brake pads ever

Nope.

Quit it with the video-only articles. 

Lies! I will fight you for a Charleston Chew. Those things are fucking delicious.

I had an interview where this was asked. They were worried I was going to leave in 6 months or a year when I was bored. My response was “If you hire someone less qualified, there’s no guarantee that they don’t leave in a year anyway. Wouldn’t you rather have a year of the best possible candidate?”

1. Buy Subaru with no money down, 72-month, $1000/month loan

red flag right here. If they aren’t smart enough to go incognito, then they aren’t smart enough to date. Dump his ass.

We can trot out the classic incentive:

Ya’ll don’t think you might be overreacting a bit to an old white woman marveling at Beyonce’s follower count and wondering “What if?”.

Simple: turn around to the person behind you, next to this asshole: “Hey, do you mind switching seats with this man’s wife? There’s plenty of legroom in here, and she REALLY wants to sit with him.”

Girl aged a year waiting at airport?

Is there any point to your anecdote other than to let people know that you flew first class? 

You act as if Japan is the only country with a schoolgirl fetish.

Deep-fired chicken foot, eh?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”